at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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