Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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