I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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