so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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