at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I look better un-naked...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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