I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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