Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
