...so i touched it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I touched a dick in church today
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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