What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
