Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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