is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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