Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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