mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
