I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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