I molested 6 butterflies tonight
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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