she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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