On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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