She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Houston, we have a blender
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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