We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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