He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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