ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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