I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
