Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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