you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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