I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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