i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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