just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My pussy is not your playground.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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