What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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