Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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