just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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