Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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