ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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