Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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