Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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