i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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