I have demons in me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that