so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...