In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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