Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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