Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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