I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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