Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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