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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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