I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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