Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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