She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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