I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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