He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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