I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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