Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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