I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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