I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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