We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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