Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
handjob tips. give me some.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Damn victory sex feels great
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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