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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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