we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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